Super Junior T: Rokkuko

by Philip Gowman on 30 April, 2007 updated 7 December, 2017

in Pop rock and indie | Recorded music reviews | Trot | VoDs

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Every now and then in my somewhat random purchases of Korean pop music I hit upon a gem. By the law of averages, every now and then I have to come across a dud. This is one of them.

I’ve started investigating Trot, and perversely thought I’d start with its latest reincarnation and work backwards in time to the classics of the genre. I’m hoping that Super Junior T’s version of Trot bears as much relation to the real thing as Britney Spears does to Maria Callas, because I find it incredible that a proud nation with 5,000 years of history can produce such a monstrosity as this, or that millions of ajummas and ajossis would be happy listening to it.

The main track of this diabolical single is as irritating as (but less catchy than) the Crazy Frog ring tone, and with about as much musical content. It’s the sort of number an alcopop-fuelled 8-year-old might dance to while on an Ibiza holiday, and then cringe with embarrassment when reminded of it a few months later. Savour its spectacular awfulness:

The video looks like something out of a kiddies’ TV show, but at least the garish visuals distract your attention from how empty the music is. According to the blurb at YesAsia, Yoon Myung Sun, the writer responsible for this ditty, also wrote popular trot singer Jang Yoon Jeong’s “Oh My!” (어머나). He must be prone to the odd off day.

The other two vocal tracks are cover versions of other peoples’ irritating songs. The third track deserves special mention as a cover version of Chu Ga Yeol’s (shall we say?) homage to the last movement of Beethoven’s Op13 piano sonata. On the plus side, the writer can be commended for plagiarising something worthwhile (and by someone who’s in no position to sue), but surely if you’re going to steal a classic tune you should treat it with some respect and not combine it with some rather naff rapping.

The disk is rounded off by instrumental versions of the first three tracks, but the only instrument involved is a computer programmed by a hyperactive chipmunk. The only reason why this disk has half a gold star is because I didn’t want you to think I’d awarded five white ones.

Links: YouTubes of Yoon Myung Sun’s hits and misses:

Super Junior T

Update 18 August 2007

I apologise to Yoon Myung Sun and to SuJu fans for doubting whether this single is part of the Trot tradition. Having listened recently to some Yi Paksa, King of Disco Ppongtchak, I can see where Rokkuko has possiby come from. If the mighty Yi can be thought of as being part of the Trot tradition (which must be a pretty broad church), then I see no reason which SuJu T can’t as well. That doesn’t mean I have to enjoy it though.

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{ 11 comments… read them below or add one }

kay May 3, 2007 at 9:58 pm

dear god – i can’t believe you subjected yourself to that!!
The younger generation doing ‘trot’ are simply cashing in on its current revival as you probably gathered. anything ‘suju’ needs to be avoided unless you are under 17 and think they are hot 😉

Philip Gowman May 4, 2007 at 11:28 pm

Innocence and ignorance was bliss. Now I know not to go near them again!

Jenny May 9, 2007 at 5:35 am

Trot or not… SJ sucks.

Vanessa June 13, 2007 at 9:11 am

damn!! ppl whats with the harsh comments?!?!

aleasha November 29, 2007 at 10:00 pm

what?!?!?! SJ does not suck… this song is wicked cool
you all dont understand music today.
yes, the lyrics should be meaningful and steadfast but all we want is a fast beat to dance with and
to dance in clubs
DUH! can you dance to Bob Dylan or Eric Clapton?
…..

Philip Gowman November 30, 2007 at 2:11 pm

Probably not.

And you have a point. If I’d had a few beers I might enjoy leaping around on the dance floor to this music. Stone cold sober though is another matter 😉

Thanks for visiting. If you come back in a few days you’ll have the opportunity to get your own back: you’ll be able to vote for Super Junior’s 2nd as album of the year.

Cheers.

Ana August 4, 2008 at 1:33 pm

KangIn é o melhor…
Gosto muito dele, é o meu preferido. 🙂
首班车 첫차

Poon^_^ December 16, 2008 at 9:52 am

ชอบ super junior – T ม๊ากมากเลย

utiC LuthCu December 25, 2008 at 8:40 am

when suju come to indoNesia??

SYAIDATUL AKILAH June 19, 2009 at 1:46 am

sung min you are so very CUTE!!!!SARANGHAE!!!!

princess December 11, 2010 at 1:04 pm

we love you all suju !!!!
aim !!!!
saranghaeyo oppa !!

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